Gooseless

That'll Hold 'Em Use Wooden Boards to board up a window.

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Renaissance Man Finish a public match of each game type in the Battles of Kyrat game mode (Battles of Kyrat only).

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Badges Collect all badges.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract