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It was worth a shot. You tried to escape the solar system.

Rigidbody De-orbit the Hearthian satellite.

Remedial Apparatus Equip the Siphon Trawler.

Enhanced Abilities Upgrade all 3 basic abilities.

Shadowed Splashes Have 5 Dark Splashes in your inventory.

Maxed Out Reach Level 25 in the Player Career

Caribbean Pirate On day 2 of the Rats job, bring additional meth bags to the trade, but steal your payment instead.

My Kung Fu Is Strong Gain Mastery of 1 Fighter

Rig Architect Build all levels of all buildings on the rig.

Hull: Industrial Upgrade to the 5th tier hull.

What A Bounder! Perform 10 Wall Jumps without touching the ground.

The Iron Ruin Override the rig's defenses.

Standing Ovation! Ace all 5 Muppet Story Levels

Dark Custodian Collect a total of 10 Dark Canisters.

Stick It To The Man Destroy the boss in Just Desserts

Path To Success Use the Motion Recorder to record your movements

Quick on the Draw Make 5 Quick Matches in-a-row

Ancient Angler Catch all known species of fish in The Iron Rig.

Ladder Master Complete Arcade Ladder on max difficulty without using a continue

The Gleaming Goliath Evade that which stalks the disturbed sediment.

Locksmith Unlock all the LittleBigPlanet™2: Move Pack minigames

Triple Kill Kill 3 enemies with one bullet using any sniper rifle.

Exotic Exemplar Catch any exotic aberration.

League Of Friends Play any level in the DC Comics™ Premium Level Pack with one or more friends.

Astrophysicist Complete all the Cross-Controller Pack Tutorials

Culture Vultures In the Diamond job, secure 10 bags of additional loot.

Big Bada Boom Kill at least four enemies with one GL40 grenade launcher shot.

Primordial Deviations Catch all aberrations in The Iron Rig (excluding exotics).

On A Roll Complete Fast Food without losing a ball

The Greatest Cape Stay airborne with the Hero Cape for 15 seconds.

Drop The Bald Defeat Lex Luthor.

You Found Me! Discover and fight Hidden Kombatant 1 in Arcade Ladder

Pump It Up On Bomb: Forest, stop the cops from disconnecting the water hose whilst using the river water pump.

Die Hard End a time loop (Alive) after having taken (and healed) over 1000 damage

Most Wanted Reach reputation level 100.

It Takes a Pig to Kill a Pig Drop Floyd the Pig on top of a lawforcer.

Swing Dancing Complete any single day of a job, killing at least 50 enemies using only your melee weapon.

Deep Impact Enter Giant's Deep ocean fast enough to break through the current.

Defeat the Grub Buster Defeat the Grub Buster in the Mole Town Arena

Disco Inferno Have 10 enemies burning simultaneously.

The twister String together: wallclimb, turn, swing, wallclimb, turn, swing, jump. [Pure Time Trials]

Matchmaker Match 2000 sets of Tiles

Becoming Infamous Reach the first level of Infamy.

Dicey launch String together: slide, wallrun, wall climb, turn, jump. [Pure Time Trials]

You've met a terrible fate. No going back.

Surreptitious swing String together: springboard, wallrun, turn, swing, jump. [Pure Time Trials]

I've Got the Power In the Bomb: Dockyard heist, don't let the enemies cut the power.

The Bright Fir Travel to Bright Fir Forest and bask in the golden light of the Bright Fir

Walk Faster On day 2 of the Hotline Miami, reach the Commissar's crib in under 210 seconds on OVERKILL or above.

It belongs in a museum! Bring an artifact back to the museum.