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Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

Pulling the Trigger Complete the "Blindsided" mission

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

The Long Con Complete the "Like a Fiddle" mission

Disorganized Crime Complete all Crimes in a district

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

Crossing the Thin Blue Line Complete the "Lockup" mission

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

The Benefit of All Beings Build your Legend on Iki Island to earn the title Legacy Redeemer.

Seduced by the City 100% Complete CTNS: The Heist

Frenemies Complete the "Old Friends" mission

Steel Skull, Glass Jaw Complete the "Bring the Hammer Down" mission

Treasures of the Past Complete all Mythic Tales on Iki Island.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Full Arsenal Max out all Gadgets

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Terminated Complete the "One Plus One Equals Win" mission

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

The Butcher Redeemed Liberate Iki Island by defeating the Eagle and driving the invaders from Mongol territory.

The Gang War Complete all Crimes in a district

Prohibition Take down each Hammerhead Front

Wanted Escape from jail

Screwy Get Spectacular or better in all Screwball Challenges

A Few Splinters Complete all bokken duels at the Hidden Cove Tournament.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Unacceptable Complete the "Scales of Justice" mission

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.

Elegy for Kazumasa Complete all Memories of Your Father.

Skill Master Get a skill to 100

The City is My Family 100% complete CTNS: Turf Wars

The Wages of War Complete the "Aiding a Human" mission

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Unplugged Complete the Screwball chase

Glory of the Dead Complete "Glory of the Dead"

The City Sleeps 100% Complete CTNS: Silver Lining

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.