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Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Great Old One You have conquered all the realms of the Elder Gods. Congratulations.

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

The Galaxy's Finest (Ace) Completed the campaign on Ace difficulty.

Suicidal Survivor Survive 10 games on suicidal difficulty
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Cascade Cassette 50 Collect all 50 cassettes

Mean Machines Fail to get any of the Warp Zone bonus letters

Perfectrist Clear 18 Lines or more in a single Zone visit.

Adept Angler Collect all the fish in one region.
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Tormented Slaughter Kill 1000 Elites in Torment XII.
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Freedom Complete all optional objectives on 'Bootstraps'

Throw The Book At Them Complete all of the Prison Stories

Blink And You'll Miss It Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Life's Too Short Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minutes 40 seconds.

RETALIATION Exterminate 4 On-Line enemies in one level

RECOVERY Respawn 100 times

Duck Hunt Collect all 32 ducks without dying while holding a duck

Small-Time Landscaper Destroy 5000 Blocks

The Brains Of The Operation Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Bioengineering 401 Defeat Moorcroft (Hell on Earth)

Are You Serious!? Complete TFE, TSE or BFE single player campaign on serious difficulty.

Tunnel Vision Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 800ml of blood

Cerny Method Roll to the end with 105 seconds (or more) remaining

Power Rank and File Achieve 550 Power Rank

Who Will Clean Up This Mess Kill 2000 enemies.

Veteran Diver Complete Any 5 Deep Dives
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Bright-Eyed & Bushy-Tailed Find all of the squirrels hidden within the first 8 Events

All up in the club Join a club, or create your own!

It's only 3,520,485,254 XP Reach Level 99
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Discretion You have opened a lock without damaging the picklock

Super Trials Gatecrash an apartment on 'Winter Getaway' and complete their arcade game

Beatmaker Col pugno

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Visitation Run a prison in Prison Warden mode for 10 in-game days

Best Surgeon In The Universe Complete all 6 secret transplants.

Pistolero Reach level 30 with the Gunslinger

Everything Is A Weapon Throw 250 environmental items at enemies.

I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move Reach Level 99 with a Hardcore Character
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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 800ml of blood.

Bonus Stage Oh! My car

Destruction Psyker Learn Vortex Of Doom

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes.

Precision Instrument Time Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Smile, Please! Blow up 50 enemy heads with secondary gun.

Gold-Tier Employee Earn a Gold promotion.

Top Dog of the Turf Pass all tracks on Riders of the Rustlands

Skovos Sojourner Explore all of Skovos.
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Here Cometh the Iceman Finish the target with a snowball in the "Cyclone" arena challenge.

Great Psyker Complete the Psy branch