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Where He Stood Defeat Commander Bakunin.

Stronger Together Won any match while playing in a party.

Big Hitter Get a score of 50,000 in Bodycount in one game

Drill-by Shooting Kill 15 enemies while standing on the drilldozer with 3 other dwarves
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Alpha Omega Defeat an Alpha Scavenger on Hell on Earth

HIDE AND SEEK MASTER Never use a hiding spot.

Inevitable Defeat Shidra.

Kinship Finish the game.

Just A Man Defeat Bakunin in less than 3 minutes.

South America Master Complete the South America episode in single player or cooperative.

Hush Defeat the Grieving Rockgiant.

Pacifish Yacht Heist - Finish the heist without killing anyone.

Pass the Ammo Brooklyn 10-10 - Finish the heist after placing 8 ammo bags in the ammo cage on OVK or above.

Field Trip One vehicle for all of your needs.
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Weakness Get the vessel ending.

Strafing Run Kill 3 enemies with Surge during one jump.

High Roller Golden Grin Casino - Finish the heist under 14 minutes.

Great White Yacht Heist - Finish the heist on DW or above.

Happy Feet You spent an hour or more shaking your money maker.
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A Close Shave Kill a shambler with an axe.

Scrapped Defeat the Golem.

Chapter II - Complete Complete all Chapter II Missions

Breath Reach max breath capacity.

Passage Unlock all Nervepasses.

A Rendezvous with Destiny Brooklyn 10-10 - Reach Charon within 6 minutes on OVK or above.

Get the hell off my ride! Secure the bird.

I'm Sure He'll Live Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Vertical Vengeance Find the secret exit in Quake Episode 1: Dimension of the Doomed.

Rock on The path to success is paved with rocks.
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Obedient Machine Complete "No Other Choice" without killing any enemies (excluding beacons).

I'll give you 8 SoJ for it Obtain the Stone of Jordan

Stadium Red clear Complete all Red Stadium maps (Any medal)

I'm A Golden God! You got 100% on Super Meat Boy, start bragging!

Twisted Child Defeat Grand Mother Silk while cursed

UP UP AND AWAY Maintenance log: Balloon World - Out of Order.

Hunt Down Defeated Misbegotten Amalgam.

Sticks And Stones Fill up your Rage Bar just by deflecting projectiles

Ducking Awesome Get 3 headshot kills with 1 shot while using the Donald's Horizontal Leveller barrel ext.

Flames Over Mon Cala Destroyed all fuel pods at Mon Cala.

Serious Damage Kill 100 enemies with Serious Damage active.

I Don't Ken Perform a Fireball in the Dojo

Clucky Streak Now that's a lot of Easter eggs.
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Everyone Needs A Hobby Find all the collectibles on Hel levels.

All-Seeing Activate all beacons.

Legacy Drivers Complete "My Friend" without using any upgrades

All Your Base Are Belong To Us Defeat the spaceship.

All-Pro Warrior Beat "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe" on "Mein leben" difficulty

Rye and Dry Use the Hairdryer

Up Close And Personal Complete "Down Below" without using Surge on the enemies.

Ultimate wizard Complete trial #50 without losing a heart.