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First Promotion! Master Zangief sent me flowers to celebrate me moving up a league for the first time! I can't read the card with all these tears!

Spliced Complete the "Wrath of the Machine" raid.

Stomp-A-Mole Eject 10 Abas from the ground

Nadeo Space Program Reach a height of 1,2km

Shaken, not stirred Kill a terrorist with a martini

Ash the Leech Gain 10 health chunks using Heroic Gifts

Viva the Violet Complete all Hallelujah Hollow trials

Masochist Lose 20 health chunks from using Heroic Gifts

Warm Embrace Survive after being fully enveloped by a bomb trap.

Nascentes Morimur Promoted to Airman

Mind Over Matter Complete level 50

Beginner's Luck Catch an Epic Fish

Planks? No Thanks! Complete "Dark" without moving any planks that are barring doors

Suns and Soldiers Defeat Estuary Irad.

Number 2 Is The New Number 1 Niiihehe! 2, 20, 200! Such a glorious sound, I could say it twice more! 200! Raise you player level to 200! I already have, niiihehe!

Belt It Out Defeat Orion.

Chemophobia Defeat the trademarked chemical.

Trial By Combat Complete the Path of Fangs

Warlock Kill 1000 enemies.

Hole In One Complete "Golf"

Self Preservation Society Win a DiRT Tour race in the Mini Cooper without receiving any damage

Dressed to the Nines Fill up all gem slots in a fully upgraded ship.

Thrillseeker Unlock Carnival of the Dead

Greatest Tag-Team in History Defeat both Lightning Skeleton arenas in The Great Temple on Hard Mode, with 2 or more players (or as Javier Jaguar)

The Ultimate Price Make the Ultimate Offering

Looking for Fun Use all fun objects

Shovel Economy Finish a level and swing the Shovel Blade fewer than 20 times.

Opportunist Unlock all Heroic Gifts

Collector Acquire all items available in normal time attack

Into the Caves of Insanity Find and read all journal fragments in the Main Campaign.

Full House Fully upgrade your Gear

Took this thing on a test flight Complete Arcade mode with a custom made ship, at Veteran difficulty level

Syngenesophobia Defeat the brothers.

Wrapped Up Complete "Thermal"

Rocket Science Escape a white dwarf without shooting or ramming it.

Katagelasticism Mock the traitor.

Sub Zero Hero Achieve a podium finish in the Winter X Games Tournament

Savanna Egg-cellence Find 10 eggs in the Savanna

Leaves Them Behind Finish 1st in race from the Jungle to the Desert

Barrel of Fun Find Knolan

Hands and Hammers Defeat Estuary Tubal.

Mystery Solved Recover an item from the Mystery Box

True Love Found Reunite Aym and Baal with Forneus.

Tick Tock Climb the Clock Tower in 40 seconds in "Dark"

Progenitor and Protégé Defeat the Traitor.

The Time Eater Defeated the Time Eater.

Love Has Prevailed Defeat King Cepheus.

A shining inspiration to us all! Achieve the rank of Grand Lord (Rank 25).

Call me Ace! Ace all trick types in a Gymkhana Championship event

Regenerate Help Sozo.