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A Keen Sense of Spell Invoke Ancient Magic for the first time

…A Champion… Reach level 60

Death Mode: Spiral Staircase Complete the Death Mode level.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

1.21 Gigawatts Killed 25 enemies with shock weapons

Stockpile Obtain all available weapons.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

They Belong in a Museum Obtain all treasures in the game.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

The Cliffs Reel Fall for 3 seconds without dying

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Discovered The Scrapyard Discovered The Scrapyard

And They'll Tell Two Friends Play with at least two other players.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

Paid in New Haven Completed 5 missions in the Rust Commons

Lockjaw Destroy every Roboshark

The Snout in the Dark Defeat the Giant Crocodile

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

Weapon Aficionado Reached proficiency level 10 with any weapon type

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Death Mode: Thermogenica #1 Complete the Death Mode level.

12 Days of Pandora Mastered the technology of Pandora

From What Hell Have You Crawled? Defeat the Giant Spider

Super hero Complete game on I AM DEATH INCARNATE! (or ÜBER)

Hypersonic Light 6 Gem Lamps in 15 seconds

My Brother is an Italian Plumber Killed an enemy plumber-style

The Haunter of the Pits Defeat the Sewer Abomination

The Hour of the Dragon Defeat the Undead Dragon

Gods of the North Defeat Hrungnir of the Frost

It is the King, or his ghost! Defeat the King Beneath

The Devil in Iron Defeat the Kinscourge

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Discovered Krom's Canyon Discovered Krom's Canyon

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

Death Mode: Cities Complete the Death Mode level.

Wolves Beyond the Border Reach the highlands

Über hero Complete game on ÜBER

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

Facemelter Killed 25 enemies with corrosive weapons

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

Made in Fyrestone Completed all missions in the Arid Badlands

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Dying Embers Reach the volcano

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Ding! Hardcore Earned level 30

Pandora-dog Millionaire Earned $1,000,000