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Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Humanitarian Kill 50 human enemies.

Going Through the Potions Brew every type of potion
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The Hero of Hogwarts Defeat Ranrok

Jars in the sand Break many jars.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Surge Protector Kill 50 enemies with Surge
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Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Ancestor Spirit Defeated Ancestor Spirit

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

The Orbiter of Taste Collect 300 Precursor Orbs

Mimic Tear Defeated Mimic Tear

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
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Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella Defeated Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella

Balance Restored COMPLETE the game on NORMAL difficulty

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

Flight the Good Flight Beat Imelda's time in all broom races
0/3

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Dark and quiet Complete the labyrinth without making a sound.

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Rising From the Ashes Rescue the phoenix

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
0/10

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Regal Ancestor Spirit Defeated Regal Ancestor Spirit

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
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A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

The Orbiter of Record Collect 600 Precursor Orbs

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

No raccoons in here Complete act 2.