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Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Broken Toys Destroy it all

Jars in the sand Break many jars.

The Orbiter of Taste Collect 300 Precursor Orbs

Sightseeing Reach the Old Town

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.

The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Humanitarian Kill 50 human enemies.

Multiple Applications Use Multi-Launch to hit 3 targets

Grappling with a Graphorn Subdue the Lord of the Shore

The One Who Mastered Memories View all Pensieve memories

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

Dark and quiet Complete the labyrinth without making a sound.

Shardbearer Radahn Defeated Shardbearer Radahn

In-depth Investigations Find 80% of the Collectibles in the Investigations Sector
0/53

The Hero of Hogwarts Defeat Ranrok

Going Through the Potions Brew every type of potion
0/6

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

The Orbiter of Record Collect 600 Precursor Orbs

Balance Restored COMPLETE the game on NORMAL difficulty

Ancestor Spirit Defeated Ancestor Spirit

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
0/50

Mimic Tear Defeated Mimic Tear

Forager Collect 25% of the prize bubbles on the story levels

Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella Defeated Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella

Flight the Good Flight Beat Imelda's time in all broom races
0/3

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
0/10

Rising From the Ashes Rescue the phoenix

Surge Protector Kill 50 enemies with Surge
0/50

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

Fait Accompli For Stamina and Time On Your Hands and insatiable need for completion

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

What lies in the deep Find the shark.

No raccoons in here Complete act 2.

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
0/8

A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

Regal Ancestor Spirit Defeated Regal Ancestor Spirit

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.