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I eat asteroids for breakfast Complete Commando mode

Dominating Kill 6 in a row without dying

Gorbin’s Lil’ Hole Slammer Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam.

Survivor Survive the 8th wave in survival special mode or in endless survival challenge.

Gone Wild Collect wild card 5 times.

Many Planks Complete all the Main Quests in Plankerton

You're Starting To Get It Complete a level without dying

Careful Merchant Complete the game with under 40 deaths

Hero or Merchant? Finish the game

Going Downest Open the shortcut to the Fourth Chamber

Intermediate Earn Gold medals on all Critical Urgency levels

Millionaire Earn over $1,000,000.

Future Days Complete "Canny Valley Storm Shield Defense 1"

Inspire Instructor Sister Moosesha Master Sister Moosesha’s Moves and learn to be a real man.

Jammed You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you

I've got my eyes on you... You beat "Mama Tick"!

Halfway There Completed half of all Challenge Mode missions on any difficulty.

Speed Runner Beat the fastest time of all missions of the game.

Ace Kill 3 other players in one round

Hammer of Infinite Fate Tourist Played a multiplayer game on all Hammer of Infinite Fate multiplayer maps.

Pennsylvania Done Complete the third Story Location

First We Crack the Shell... Get smashed by Trypticon's hand as he falls into the energon goo in One Shall Stand.

Let's Go Shopping Collect gift tag 5 times.

Deadliest Game Kill the Hunter's Past

Mine Master Clear the Third Chamber 30 Times

Time Paradox Die in the Past

The Sun Never Sets Build a radio relay on every continent

Proto Man's Trap Discover the truth about Proto Man and complete Mega Man 5.

Jack Of All Trades Unlock all Proficiencies.

Team Orders Out qualify your teammate in career.

Recidivist Finish Game in Hardcore Mode

Finished Episode 3 Finished Episode 3.

Endurer Obtained 50,000 points in the punishment mini-game.

Scientits Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine

Not Like The Others Complete a level without using the Basic Attack

Is it warm in here or was that you? Complete the game on Hell difficulty

Beep Unlock the Robot

Wakka Wakka Play a multiplayer game

The Lawbringer Say you're the law 7 times

Familiar Beaver Complete all non-practice Hustle levels with single hamster type.

Wingman Kill the Pilot's Past

Don't cross the beams Complete a cave with more than 50 lasers in it

Give It Up For The Party Legend Win in FOAMSTARS Cup (Ranked Party).

...and despair! Use the Accomploshrine 725 times

Blade Gleaming at Sunrise Adventure with your allies and see the Normal ending.

Quicker Than a Tumbleweed Complete the game in less than 2 hours, 30 minutes.

Evil Things with Crazy Teeth Complete "Toxic Treasures - Stage 10"

4D Stickmen Win a match where a black hole appears

Familiar Faces Complete Chapter 1.

Double Jeopardy Kill the Convict's Past