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Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

An Unguarded Moment Completed Episode 20.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

No Rest for the Virtuous Completed Episode 21.

Cut & Run Burke agreed to help you kill Marcano

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Surf's Up! Finish the main missions of Goo Lagoon

Stop the Clock Time is running out

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Adept Reach Level 10

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Community Organizer Ally with 3 Settlements

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.

The Way of the Voice Complete "The Way of the Voice"

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Something More Find Ciri.

Scavver Gather 1000 Resources Used For Crafting

Fish Gotta Eat You helped Vito capture Michael Grecco

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

One Good Turn Made a 180 degree turn at high speed without hitting anything

Kingmaker Complete the subplot about choosing Skellige's ruler.

Mutant Fill all mutagen slots.

Reunions Complete "Reunions"

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.

Toxic Terror Defeat Robo-Patrick in the Industrial Park.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

The Mad King's End Kill the Skeleton King.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Gem Collector Collected a total of 20,000 precious gems.

Next Time Swim Faster Got eaten by an alligator

Breaking Not So Bad Use a merchant to repair an item.

Hit Rock Bottom Finish the main missions of Rock Bottom.

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.

Life's as extreme as you wanna make it! Clear all the Ski slopes in Sand Mountain

The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Dangerous Minds Complete "Dangerous Minds"

Ultra Spatula Seeker Get 50 Golden Spatulas.

It's a Brave New World You turned the Butcher over to Burke