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Global Sizzling Destroy all the ecosystems on 'Eden' in a single run

Hard Completed the game on Hard difficulty

Two Brothers You resolved things with Koniash without a fight.

Not the First Raider Here Stare at Lara's ancient image on the wall for 5 seconds

Extinct Is Extinct Defeat both T-Rexes with no evidence

Don’t Even Need to Wet My Feet Stay out of the water before you get your guns back in Offshore Rig

Facing Your Fears Defeat 25 Vortex Horrors

Incursion Fighter Clear out 5 Incursions

OA: Objectives Accomplished Completed all faction quests for the Order of the Ascendant

Reach Exceeded Complete mission “The Rift Crisis”.

Does The Skag Die? Complete mission “The Skag and the Robot”.

Silent Partner You handed over the evidence from the underground and no one died.

Fresh Air You finished DLC3.

Holy Relic You found a Holy Relic.

Survivor You listened to all of Brother Vojta's jokes… and survived.

Stop Licking That! You tasted flour… from the hair of a dead person.

Gold Digger Take the golden one before the rest of the secret dragons in Opera House

Underdog Beat a score of 40,000 on 'Final Frontier' whilst riding the Roach with the Frontier BodyKit

Keys Apprentice 5 Starred on Easy Keys (or 3 Starred on a higher difficulty) 25 Rock Band 3 songs.

Into the VOID Complete “Into the VOID”

The Ragman’s Dream You helped the Ragman save his dream.

Better Safe Than Sorry You made yourself a plague mask.

Codex of Bartoli Collect all secrets in Offshore Rig levels

An Unexpected Visit Do not use the tall ladder to enter the monastery

Hero Complete Hardcore mode

Attack of the Clone Complete the 'Testing Ground' challenge whist wearing the full level 3 BioTech outfit

With Respect for Cultural Heritage Cross the broken roof by dropping only three wooden panels in Opera House

Equipment Maniac Collect 500 different types of weapons / armor.
A gold ornament in the shape of a sword.

Very Hard Completed the game on Very Hard difficulty

AC: All Complete Completed all faction quests for Auntie's Choice

Like Father Like Son Shine a light on Gianni Bartoli

No Unnecessary Moves Do not break the floor panel to get the gold secret in Living Quarters

A Classic Reborn In Episode 9, kill Master Miyagi with the Pirate Naughty costume by the Cutlass Ultra Kill.

The secret ingredient, is love Ironic Kill: In Episode 10, Punish Stardust with the Factory mixing machine.

Anti-Consumerist Completed the game without spending a single bit

Quiet as a Church Mouse The knights never had to escort you to the infirmary.

Hero of Reaching Unreachable Supplies Get unreachable medipack

Hindered Hero Complete Hardcore mode with only guns/missiles

Everyone's a Winner Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics

Feline Affection You repeatedly interacted with a cat. Aren't you worried Mutt will know?

Play It Like You Did on a Console in 1996 Save 86 times or less in a single walkthrough

Let’s Saddle Up Jump into the boat from the highest height possible

Codex of Maria Doria Collect all secrets in Maria Doria levels

No Time for the Plague Don't let the rats bite you

Gimme a Hand(s) Complete mission “Clear Comms”.

Codex of Italy Collect all secrets in Venice levels

Anger Management Have Lara get so mad about missing the helicopter that she explodes in a jump

Per Aspera Ad Astra Get through the obstacles to the trapdoor key with the jade dragon and no damage

Wipeout Master Pass four swinging obstacles in Temple of Xian without slowing down and getting hurt

Phibianacci's Diamond Bind 450 different items.
A gem stone fashioned by Don Phibianacci himself.
...But why is it sticky?