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"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Cheat Hard to Cheat Harder Activate a Tweak

Dream Handling Upgrade one of your cars to the maximum level.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Trusty Steed Reach max bonding level with a horse.

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

30 Kills: Mag 5 Kill 30 Enemies with the Mag 5

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

Charted! - Hard Finish the Game on Hard Without Changing the Difficulty

Throwback Master Throw Back a Grenade and Defeat 2 Enemies at Once

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 80 Treasures

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

The Professional Obtain ration stamps without raising the alarm.

Land Shark Defeat 20 Enemies While Swimming

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

Master Fortune Hunter Find 100 Treasures

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

Enjoy Your Homecoming Complete Story Mission: Welcome Home.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

Made Man Finish the story on medium difficulty or higher.

30 Kills: PAK-80 Kill 30 Enemies with the PAK-80

Steel Fist Expert Kill 10 Enemies in a Row with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Side Arm Master Defeat 30 Enemies in a Row with Your Side Arm

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Open Ended Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc

Riot Rocker Kill 5 Riot Shield Enemies by Running Over Their Shield

Grenade Hangman Kill 10 Enemies with Grenades While Hanging

Throwback Defeat 10 Enemies with Thrown-Back Grenades

Somethin' I've Gotta Do You collected your things from Sammy's

The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.