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Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

20 Kills: Pistole Kill 20 Enemies with the Pistole

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Grenade Hangman Kill 10 Enemies with Grenades While Hanging

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with the Mk-NDI

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

30 Kills: G-MAL Kill 30 Enemies with the G-MAL

30 Kills: Desert-5 Kill 30 Enemies with the Desert-5

30 Kills: Arm Micro Kill 30 Enemies with the Arm Micro

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

Photobomb Explore Photo Mode

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

Skilled Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Intermediate Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

Good spirits Complete Chapter 5.

30 Kills: Wes-44 Kill 30 Enemies with the Wes-44

30 Kills: Moss-12 Kill 30 Enemies with the Moss-12

Time Well Spent Complete Chapter 6.

Blindfire Marksman Defeat 20 Enemies by Blind-Firing While in Cover (without aiming)

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

Marco Solo Play in the Swimming Pool on the Cruise Ship

Charted! - Hard Finish the Game on Hard Without Changing the Difficulty

Last Respects Complete Chapter 7.

Bare-knuckle Expert Defeat 10 Enemies in a row with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Steel Fist Expert Kill 10 Enemies in a Row with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

The Wild Ones Complete Chapter 8.

Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

50 Kills: SAS-12 Kill 50 Enemies with the SAS-12

Man of Honor Complete Chapter 9.

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

30 Kills: Tau Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Tau Sniper

Up a Short Creek Without a Paddle Beat 'Chapter 12 - Heading Upriver' in less than 5 minutes

Hey Joe Clean up after Joe.