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Fashionista Find 10 costume pieces

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

Deep in the Jungle of Retail Correctly answer a riddle as if your life depended on it.

Creep from the Deep Toss 10 expendable items into a deep, dark hole.

50 Kills: 92FS - 9mm Defeat 50 enemies with the 92FS - 9mm.

Don't Go to Sleep! Charge your cell phone.

Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

Earth Geeks Must Go! Achieve a perfect game of skeeball.

The Monster Who Cried Girl Recreate a crime scene to get security off your scent.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Cake, please! Complete Arcade Mode with Fat Princess

Treasure Hunter Complete Arcade Mode with Nathan Drake

You've Got A Friend Direct your companions to assist in combat 10 times each

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Flying Ace Pilot the VTOL without getting a scratch on it.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Go Eat Worms! Have your life ended in 10 unique ways.

Oh Boys and Girls Complete Arcade Mode with Sweet Tooth

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Charted! - Normal Finish the game in Normal Mode.

Helghast Commander Complete Arcade Mode with Radec

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

It Came From Ohio! Track down RL Stine in the phone book and give him a call.

Be Careful What You Wish For… Gather all possible items dropped from the laundry chute.

How I Learned to Fly Finish the game in 175 turns or fewer.

High Voltage Defeat ten enemies with a stun rod charge attack.

Danger Time Complete the game after draining your phone to 0% battery.

Revengeance Complete Arcade Mode with Raiden

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

My Friends Call Me Monster Defeat Slappy while wearing the Haunted Mask.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Say Cheese--Again! Take pictures of every monster possible using the Haunted Camera.

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

It's Only a Nightmare Complete the game without ever using the cell phone.

Toxic Environment Loot 100 Biohazard items

Demon Hunter Complete Arcade Mode with Dante

Master Oculist Craft Oculi.

Thievius Raccoonus Complete Arcade Mode with Sly Cooper

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Excommunication You eliminated High Overseer Campbell

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.