Ghrelinite

Ain't No Lap Dog Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the lap-based Time Attacks

The Cratest Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the Crate Collect Time Attacks

Resident Doctor Heal teammates for a total of 25,000 health
0/25000

We Don't Need Roads Complete Retro 13 without using the Bridge Kit

Leave No Worm Behind Complete Retro 12 with all 3 player worms alive

Stuck in the 90s Complete Retro 11-15

Super Parry! Successfully parry (block using JUST your weapon) a "Super Strike" attempt against all 10 opponents in Gladiator Duel playing in Champions Cup.

Twinkle Toes Awarded by completing Time Attack 13 by setting the fastest time and without taking Mine damage

Worminator Complete Retro 9 and kill all the enemy worms

Child's Play Complete Retro 14 without the Toy Master taking damage

Last-minute Gift Start a cashout with less than 10 seconds remaining in the match

You'll Never Take Me Alive! Escape your pursuers by jumping to your "death" instead of dodging past them.

Seasoned Veteran Fight 1000 battles.

200 Demons Down Discover 200 types of demons.

Jack Frost Destroy 15 snowmen in a single run

Me Sane Bolt Awarded by completing Time Attack 9 in under 50 Seconds

Ghosts in the Machine Reach all 3 Forbidden Archives in a single loop without getting caught.

Bombs Away! Get a score of 15,000 or better in Bocce Challenge Mode.

Home-Maker Extend clan residence to maximum size.

Helmet PI Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Four Times the Fun Unlock your fourth festival.

Down-to-Earth Awarded by completing Time Attack 17 by setting the fastest time and without taking Fall damage 

Retrograde! Complete Retro 16-20

Crate Fishing Collect all the crates on Retro 15

Tubular! Ride the face of the wave for at least 15 seconds on a raft.

Bombouncer Eliminate an opponent by bouncing a grenade on a Jump Pad

Seasoned Traveler Embark on 50 expeditions.

Influence Peddler Make 5 clan members into ujigami.

Hardcore Henry Finish the game in Hardcore Mode.

'Tis but a scratch Finish the game in Hardcore Mode with all negative perks.

Strong Arm Get 150 eliminations with Melee Weapons
10/150

Glutton Make 30 "Eat It!" shots in "Call Da Shot"

Charitable Donation Eliminate an opponent with a cash box

Hot Shot Eliminate an opponent while you are on fire, 5 times in a single round

Gadget Guru Get 150 eliminations with Gadgets
8/150

Five Times the Fun Unlock your fifth festival.

Lightning Bolt Awarded by completing Time Attack 6 in under 70 Seconds

Fatal Florist Eliminate a player with a flowerpot

Hire Purpose Hire ten mercenaries.

Springle-Minded Bathe in the hot springs 50 times.

Rise from Your Grave Revive teammates 1988 times in Battle Royale or Gauntlet.

500 Types of Treasure Discover 500 types of treasure.

Dungeon Master Visit every labyrinth.

Nut 'n' Bolt Awarded by completing Time Attack 4 in under 20 seconds

Lo Touch Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion

Stay Gold Win the Gold Cup in every event.

Clip And Slide Eliminate an opponent with a headshot while you are sliding

Spread the Love Perform ten betrothals.

One Down Complete 'The Prisoner' DLC

Super Star! Earn 600 stars in Champions Cup.