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David And Goliath Eliminate 10 enemies using a sling.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Expansion Capture all outposts.

Kanda Of Faith Climb to the peak of Pardaku Lookout and leap off.

Right On Target Kill a target 50 feet away or more using a spear.

Mark 4 Wenja Discover the future past.

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

Master Tracker Complete 5 "Beast Kill" quests.

Bad Trip Influence 25 enemies using poison.

Real Estate Baron Complete all hut upgrades.

Good Neighbor Complete 15 "Help Wenja" quests.

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Crush Your Enemies Complete 10 "Tribal Clash" quests.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold