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Adorable Explorer Complete Lower Temple on Apocalypse difficulty with the desert rabbit as your companion.

Subpar parking job Find the speed boat in "Underwater"

Great Scott! Reach 88mph

The Eponymous Squid That was strange...

A call for aid Light the beacons in "Port"

Wasteful Merchant Buy more than 10 times on Le Retailer

Barrel of laughs Complete "Port"

Improvised Exploration Device Use the spring boards to get across the chasm in "Underwater"

Iceologer's Revenge Kill a Glow Squid using an Ice Wand.

Spring cleaning Clear out the room directly after the zipline in "Port"

Liberation! Complete "The Battle of Plank Harbor"

Craft Master Craft every item.

Air Drop Down Activate all Air Drops in Overgrown City

Greedy Collect more than 1,000,000 gold

Acclaimed Acrobat Achieve 70 hits with a single activation of the Spinblade.

Treasure Trove Enter the Stronghold Vault.

... Oops. Complete "I'm Probably Dead"

Lost Power Return the lost conduit to its rightful place.

Behead the Snake! Defeat Naja

Evil Merchant Sell 20 items slightly overpriced

Prairie King Beat 'Journey Of The Prairie King'.

Ace Kill 3 other players in one round

Emporium Purchase the last shop upgrade

Crank Up the Gain Complete "Plankerton Storm Shield Defense 6"

Stabilizing the Route Activate the Zone Stabilizers in the Outer Zone, and escape back to the Auto Shop

Rynoka's Major! Buy all improvements on the Town Board

Nothing Personnel, Zone Kick a Tourist, Tour Bus, or Ticking Tumbler Anomaly

Many Planks Complete all the Main Quests in Plankerton

Ship it Complete "Dockyard"

Juiced Up Complete a run with at least two junctions, and with twice the anchor charge necessary to escape through the Gateway

Future Days Complete "Canny Valley Storm Shield Defense 1"

Gone Fishin' Hit each type of underwater mob with the fishing rod.

Back From Whence You Came! Defeat 10 Wildfires.

Slime Protection Service Hit the Witch's slime 42 times

Driver's Ed Dropout Forget to put the car in drive before hitting the gas 20 times
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Evil Things with Crazy Teeth Complete "Toxic Treasures - Stage 10"

Exterminator Kill 100 bugs

Royal Ace Kill 3 other players in one round without taking damage

The Eye of the Storm Escape through a Gateway after the storm has completely collapsed

Exclusive Tour Complete “Museum”

Same To You, Buddy 2.0 Use the Horse Ride emote at a Skeleton Horseman.

Olympic Grandeur In "Dockyard", use the chains to swing directly to the window

Horde Mode Defeat three waves of enemies in a Wave Room

Bzuhzzzzzzzuhzzzzzuhzzzz Pick up an energy-sword

Shattered dreams Smash all the glass in "Dockyard"

Unplug the Energy! Defeat Energy Flux

Healthcare System Take potions from breakables 20 times

Ancient Hunter Defeat 15 different ancient mobs.

End Run Defeat a total of 1000 Enderlings (Watchling, Blastling, Snareling) with an Obsidian Claymore.

Buckshot Destroy the wall by firing all 5 cannon balls at once in “Museum”