Geneticfailure

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

That's What Those Do! Enter a Bonus Round after collecting 3 Character Tokens.

He's Here, There, Everywhere! Destroy a Mr. Everywhere statuette.

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Death Mode: Sparkle Darkle Complete the Death Mode level.

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Beat School: Straight Up Complete the Beat School level.

Ghost Kill Perform a Headshot kill with any bow or rifle on any cultist more than 150m away (Campaign only).

Beat School: Tiny Groove Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hi-Hat Spice (not very spicy) Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lullaby Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Chord Tweak Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Chordaby Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: A Rolling Frolic Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Roll The Bass Dice Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: It's Getting Tense In Here Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Uh Oh Complete the Beat School level.