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Ain't No Wallflower Who are these people? Speak to 50 citizens of Hope County (Solo Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Welcome to the Family, Son Escape from the guest house.

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Spin Doctor In a single level, spin an enemy into another enemy twice.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John