Generalplot

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

He's Here, There, Everywhere! Destroy a Mr. Everywhere statuette.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Skate Axis Prize Get 500 points in Skate Axis.

Torn Up Rip apart 1 Olympus Sentry

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Barnstormer Do a loop around an arch

Gun Nut Use 10 different firearms to defeat enemies.

Infowlable Win 50,000 on a single cockfight.

Tools of the Trade Use All 5 World Weapons in Combat

Snakes on a Train Ride the snake back to the Tower of Delphi

Hot Lunch Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Manticore