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Bookstore Complete a match on Bookstore with at least 5 downs or executions

Final Chapter? Complete every job and beat every boss in all the episodes.

Pit Boss Run The Pit in 'S.S.D.D.' and finish with a final time under 30 seconds.

You've Got Gear Earn 5 Gears in a Challenge.

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Bus Depot Complete a match on Bus Depot with at least 5 downs or executions

Demolished the Demons Destroy both Demonettes in the Enchanted Earth.

Shiv-a-saur Kill a large dinosaur with a dagger

Collateral damage Kill 3 enemies with parried projectiles

Fell for it Defeat the Mechameleon

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Forsaken Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

The Quick Driver Complete a Time Bomb Death Run

Death's Apprentice Reach Unholy Level 7

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Turistas Complete 'Takedown' and 'The Hornet's Nest' on Veteran difficulty.

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

...to make an omelet Destroy all the mutant dinosaur eggs

Myself again Retrieve lost experience by collecting your ghost

Cheers Don't miss a single glass of sarsaparilla in Saloon Bug.

Eco Master Complete Arcade Mode with Jak

Suburbs Complete a match on Suburbs with at least 5 downs or executions

The Metropolis Complete all levels in The Metropolis

As It Was Foretold Complete "The Prophecy" storyline

Master Ninja Defeat 50 enemies with stealth attacks.

Dark Rider Ride for 100 miles
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Target Confirmed Instruct the Honey Badger to kill 80 enemies in 'Exodus'.

Colonel Fortesque’s Special Recipe Turn an enemy into a Roasted Chicken and eat it.

Washed Ashore Complete Chapter 4.

Angel Knives Defeat Black Fang without getting hit

By The Book Complete 100% of all main mission constraints.

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

Countermeasures Kill 20 enemies using a counter move

Heavenly Warrior Complete Arcade Mode with Nariko

Back Seat Driver Track down Volk. Complete "Bag and Drag" on any difficulty.

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

That Sinking Feeling Complete Level 10 - That Sinking Feeling

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

Daddy Wants a New Grill Collect all hood ornaments

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Red Dawn Complete 'Wolverines!' and 'Exodus' on Veteran difficulty.

We'll Always Have Paris Escape Paris with Volk. Complete "Iron Lady" on any difficulty.

Stop and Smell the Roses Complete all Wasteland Missions

Aerial Predator Kill 160 enemies while on the angelic beast
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Run-and-Gunner Defeat 20 enemies by shooting from the hip (without aiming with the L button).

Recovered Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine