Garrafus

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.