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Disturbed Sleep Defeat 3rd Colossus

Seeking Salvation Pray at All Shrines

You're it until you die or I find someone better Achieve the rank of Sergeant (Rank 7).

I Believe I Can Fly Base jump 1000 meters.

Jaws with Flaws Defeat 10 enemies with the Burrower

"You wanna stay, shut your mouth." Make it to the party as Tyler.

Playground Bully Unlock all 4 areas of the Playground.

Reveal() Inspect all completed Function Files.

West Gate Open West Gate

Architect Share a Blueprint with your Co-Op partner.

Kebabed Kill 3 enemies with a penetrating Plasma Blast.

Power Chord Kill Frank using a Slab ability. Take a bow.

My Rifle is My Best Friend Complete a main campaign mission with rifle kills only

Ratcatcher Find all the dead rats in Bedroom in a single play.

Farewell Finish watching farewell demo scene with Yorda at the front gate stage

Half-Truths Complete a mission without causing a single Military Alert.

Call Roadside Assistance Lose a race running out of fuel

The Islander's Almanac Collect all issues of "The Islander's Almanac" magazine

Backstabber Kill 20 enemies with melée while they are idle

Building Blocks Complete all side missions in Rezoning

I expect you to die Survive the explosion at the hotel in Slovakia

Resist the Wrist Defeat Colossus 3 Without Breaking His Wristguard

Glutton for Punishment Defeat the Cryptolith

Sandbox() Clear one of each Test.

Arms Dealer Buy all items from the Survival Weapon Armory.

Disarmament Dispose of a nuclear weapon.

Everything is Connected Clear Arcade with all (standard) brawlers

The G.O.D. of O.S.P. Enter a map with an empty loadout and kill all Visionaries present. Leave the map. Wash your hands.

Hooked Defeat 30 Far Harbor Sea Creatures

Island Queen Complete all objectives in the Plover Island Complex

Eating Through Breach a Secret Devour Barrier

Promise Kept Complete End of Zoe on Easy or Normal.

Skyfall Jump out of a plane in Slovakia

Healthy Appetite Eat some of Mrs. Beakley's delicious treats.

The Cleaner Destroy 10 Military Bases or Infected Hives in New York City.

Royal Arms Acquire Queen's Sword

Hazardous Defeat 25 Ninjellies with environmental hazards

A Pretty Amazing Person Defeat an opponent with a higher rating than you 5 times in online mode

Save Ammo, Smack a Fool Defeat 50 Grungarian Brawlers using your melee weapon.

Come Here, Little Boy Taunt and defeat five plus angered enemies while taking no damage. Gaze of Despair may be equipped.

Track Star Get first place in a racing round 20 times

Rumors of the Magi Completed Chapter 3 of Mercedes's tale.

Conqueror of Panau Complete 9 stronghold takeovers.

Crazy Dave Squad Reach Level 5 with Every Plant Class

Brain Pain Train Slain Defeat Locomöbius.

Ultimate Tool of Destruction Complete an Arcade run on the highest difficulty

Vampire Mastered Acquire 11 vampire perks

The long way around. Complete 'The Pass of Caradhras'.

Process() Inspect all completed Limiter Files.

Garden Hardcore Complete a Garden Ops match on Hard Difficulty