GUNS_OF_ORION

The Plant of Heartbeat Acquire the Lifeseed

Like an Eagle Spend 20 minutes of accumulated time in mid-air

Carnivore Take life from 20 animals

A World in Peril Complete Camp Henday

Headhunter Defeat 25 dark creatures

Chipmunk Collect 100 acorns

The Pathfinder Finds a Way Complete the Proving Grounds

Breaking and Enter Complete Smoke Lake

Immortality Complete game without the valley dying

Who’s the Alpha Now? Defeat the Alpha

Restoring the Balance Complete the Astra Facility

Redemption Stop the Astra Facility from killing the valley

The Emperor Capture 20 kingdoms

LUNATIC Finish the game in Insane mode

Archaeologist Gain entry to the Sussurian Pyramid

This. Is. VALLEY. Drop down the pit located in Proving Grounds

Her Darkest Hour Find Virginia’s music box

BOWELWHISTLER Finish the DLC in Insane mode

Arcade Machine Complete level 29.

(The enemy of piggy banks, these arcade machines have been eating up my quarters for years now!)

Flower Complete level 30.

(Wake up and smell the flowers... that is, if you don't have pollen allergies. Lucky... Achoo.)

Treadmill Complete level 31.

(Set one of these up in front of your telly and console, and any sitdown hobby can become healthy and productive! If anybody ever shames you for your easy plats, just say you were exercising!)

Chicken Complete level 32.

(Which came first, the chicken...)

Chopping Board Complete level 33.

(...or the...)

Pathfinder Training Discover the secret Landshark encampment

Fried Chicken Complete level 34.

(...eggs used in coating the breading?)

Bat Complete level 35.

(They're basically mini sky puppers. 11/10 d'awwws.)

Briefcase Complete level 36.

(Perfect for carrying stuff or whacking people.)

Alien Complete level 37.

(With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have made this Level 51.)

Gargoyle Complete level 38.

(They're basically stone angels... but they don't weep, so I guess they're not really angels.)

Turtle Complete level 39.

(Insert joke about them being teenagers and/or ninjas here. How original.)

Turkey Complete level 40.

(Only in 2020 did I learn "don't be a turkey" is a saying. I mean, what's wrong with being a turkey? Nice and plump and delicious, filled with moist, meaty juices, ready for consumption.... There's an entire day dedicated to eating you!)

Nuts & Bolts the Rules, I Have Freebies Use your freebie to sweep the last tile.

(Wait a minute, did you just sweep a bunch of tiles in one turn? That's against the rules!

Sorry, old meme. I'm old.)

Snake Boat Complete level 41.

(Legends say to this day, Pete the Snake is still trapped in his boat, endlessly dodging arrows for the amusement of trophy hunters. He watches helplessly as a score counter slowly ticks upwards, as if it were a measure of his existential dread, and just when he thinks he might be rescued, his would-be saviors always abandon him after five minutes, often in favor of returning back to the comfort of bustling roads and jars of mayo.)

Centurion Reach level 100

Kitchen Complete level 42.

(Also known as the living room. Specifically, that square meter right in front of the fridge.)

Astronaut Complete level 43.

(If your spacesuit is red, then you're very sus.)

Entwined Spirits Complete level 44.

(Relationship goals... Maybe by the time I'm dead.)

Otterrific! Complete level 50.

(Well that's an anti-climatic final level... I mean, yaaay... you did it....)

Spider Complete level 45.

(Your friendly, room-ihood spider probably thought of you as its roommate for its entire life. It's been taking care of you, munching up the occasional mosquito and keeping various bugs away. Bugs outnumber humans 200 million-to-one, so we need spiders as our allies for when the great, insect uprising comes [~...calling all spider ri...~]. But then you had to go ahead and smack it, didn't you? Imagine the betrayal it felt when it got evicted from life. How could you, you monster?!)

Rainy Day Complete level 46.

(Otherwise known as a regular day with the only other difference being soothing sounds are coming from that weird place beyond the walls. I think they call it... out... doors?)

Inspirational Photo Complete level 48.

(As a wise handyman once said... "Today is tomorrow's yesterday!")

Toy Figures Complete level 49.

(Oh my gosh mom, they're dolls! Not action figures!!)

Stage 2: Continue Playing the Game Complete the second page of levels (level 26-50).

Speedie Miner Complete all fifty levels under an hour.

(Just to be clear, this is NOT cumulative. You have to beat each individual level under an hour each. If you can beat all fifty levels under an hour, that would be mighty impressive as well. Send screenshots or it didn't happen.)

Pergola Complete level 47.

(Yes, that's a word. Trust me, wars have been fought between wayfarers over what to call one of these when nominating a stop / portal... I'm just gonna call it a gazebo.)

The Eight Pages Find all 8 pages

Spelunker Gain entry through all the acorn doors

Relic Collector Collect enough medallions to access all pyramid chambers

Final Form Acquire all upgrades for the L.E.A.F. suit

Your first Ride... You Rode a Dinosaur!