GUNS_OF_ORION

Slow Down Shoot concrete wall in slow motion and let all your stress melt away, awwww.

Explosion from Above Launch an exploding barrel into the air from the jump pad.....and then run.

Mother and Baby Art lovers, find mother and baby statue located in the Snowy Mountains.

~MASTER GAMER~ Unlock all the other trophies.

Destruction Hard day at work? Smash a brick wall with the wrecking ball.

Piggy-Go-Round Get 3 wild pigs on the merry-go-round, this should be fun ;)

Lost Girl Find the lost girl, last seen at the bus stop, see if you can figure this one out.

Lift Off Launch the moon lander and feel what it is like to be an astronaut.

Widowmaker Hill Climb Drive to the top of the mountain and reach the orange flag in the Badlands, hope you have good health insurance, you'll need it!

People Know Me Reach 5,000 Total Underworld Renown

Millennial Reach Level 1000

LAZER ACE Beat Fazer Blast.

Holiday Hero Earn 100 Currency in a single Holiday Event

Your first Ride... You Rode a Dinosaur!

WUB WUB WUB Escape the West Arcade.

SEE NO EVIL Shatter Roxy.

Lycan Subscribe Match 100 Lycanthropy Gems

SUPERSTAR Survive until 6:00 am.

SAY CHEESE Stun 4 bots with a single camera flash.

NO ROOM FOR DESSERT Enter the bakery for the first time.

SPEAK NO EVIL Shatter Chica.

It's Elementary Match 100 Elemental Stars.

It's all about Soul Reach level 20 in the Soulforge

CLAW NO EVIL Shatter Monty.

Dark Ritual Unlock the Troop "Xathenos"

Keeping up with the Krakens Get a total of 200 Social Items (Emoji Packs, Portraits, or Titles)

The Better Part of Valor Earn 100 Valor in a single Arena Event

Arcade Machine Complete level 29.

(The enemy of piggy banks, these arcade machines have been eating up my quarters for years now!)

Flower Complete level 30.

(Wake up and smell the flowers... that is, if you don't have pollen allergies. Lucky... Achoo.)

Practice Makes Perfect Get a perfect run in a Dungeon

Nuts & Bolts the Rules, I Have Freebies Use your freebie to sweep the last tile.

(Wait a minute, did you just sweep a bunch of tiles in one turn? That's against the rules!

Sorry, old meme. I'm old.)

Treadmill Complete level 31.

(Set one of these up in front of your telly and console, and any sitdown hobby can become healthy and productive! If anybody ever shames you for your easy plats, just say you were exercising!)

Chicken Complete level 32.

(Which came first, the chicken...)

Chopping Board Complete level 33.

(...or the...)

Fried Chicken Complete level 34.

(...eggs used in coating the breading?)

Bat Complete level 35.

(They're basically mini sky puppers. 11/10 d'awwws.)

Briefcase Complete level 36.

(Perfect for carrying stuff or whacking people.)

Alien Complete level 37.

(With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have made this Level 51.)

Gargoyle Complete level 38.

(They're basically stone angels... but they don't weep, so I guess they're not really angels.)

Turtle Complete level 39.

(Insert joke about them being teenagers and/or ninjas here. How original.)

Turkey Complete level 40.

(Only in 2020 did I learn "don't be a turkey" is a saying. I mean, what's wrong with being a turkey? Nice and plump and delicious, filled with moist, meaty juices, ready for consumption.... There's an entire day dedicated to eating you!)

Dragonflight Match 100 Dragon Gems

Snake Boat Complete level 41.

(Legends say to this day, Pete the Snake is still trapped in his boat, endlessly dodging arrows for the amusement of trophy hunters. He watches helplessly as a score counter slowly ticks upwards, as if it were a measure of his existential dread, and just when he thinks he might be rescued, his would-be saviors always abandon him after five minutes, often in favor of returning back to the comfort of bustling roads and jars of mayo.)

Kitchen Complete level 42.

(Also known as the living room. Specifically, that square meter right in front of the fridge.)

Touched By An Angel Encounter the Angel 1 time

Path Finder Complete all 'Path' Tasks in a single day

Astronaut Complete level 43.

(If your spacesuit is red, then you're very sus.)

Entwined Spirits Complete level 44.

(Relationship goals... Maybe by the time I'm dead.)

Spider Complete level 45.

(Your friendly, room-ihood spider probably thought of you as its roommate for its entire life. It's been taking care of you, munching up the occasional mosquito and keeping various bugs away. Bugs outnumber humans 200 million-to-one, so we need spiders as our allies for when the great, insect uprising comes [~...calling all spider ri...~]. But then you had to go ahead and smack it, didn't you? Imagine the betrayal it felt when it got evicted from life. How could you, you monster?!)

Otterrific! Complete level 50.

(Well that's an anti-climatic final level... I mean, yaaay... you did it....)