GRINDEMAN

Tour of Duty: Peshawar Win 3 MP of any game type on each: Switchback, Palace, and Transit maps

Takeover Domination Be part of a squad match where your team wins by more than 100 points.

Combo Mambo Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Affliction Addiction Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown

Roman Gold Earn a gold medal or better for each event in the “Italian Challenges” Challenge Series

Global Gold Earn a gold medal or better for each event in the “Italy vs. The World” Challenge Series

Package Delivery Secure General Kozlov

Test Complete Complete "Test Chamber"

Half-baked puzzle Find the cake in "Test Chamber"

Full steam ahead Complete "Steampunk Party"

Need to vent Go through all the ventilation shafts in "Test Chamber"

Tables Turned Fight your way out of a Bodark ambush

Constipated 100th Strike

Let off some steam Find and turn the hidden valves in "Steampunk Party"

Clean Slate Take down all four HVTs

Party Animal Start the party in "Steampunk Party"

2 Mill Club Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"

Horsin' a Clown Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster

Dirty Work Complete all 3 maps in Raven Strike on Elite

Attention Spam Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Maximum Effort Defeat all tactical challenges in Raven Strike

Helmet PI Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Glass Lass Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

PAIN and Mane Play 100 games of Trauma or Horse

Glutton Make 30 "Eat It!" shots in "Call Da Shot"

Lightning Knock someone out really fast

Lo Touch Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion

Rodeo Clown Use Ed to explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss

Harder Dick's Balls Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting the scene

Sinner Win a fight using less than 30% clean moves

It's Full Of Cars Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE

Fence Sell 10 goods on the market

Untouchable Win a match with more than 99% health remaining

Camera Boom Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions

Lucky Win a fight with less than 5% health remaining

Secret Santa Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa

Surgeon Win a fight with a hit percentage above 95%

Craftsman Manufacture a rare part

Thunder Land a really, really hard hit

Shopaholic Buy 10 goods on the market

Clubber Knock out 10 opponents with the Hammer fist punch

Everyone's a Winner Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics

Gettin’ Hoff Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode

Trill Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo

Rampage Win 10 ranked matches in a row

Upsetter End someone's 5+ ranked online victory streak

Highroller Win a lot of online bets

Bear Knock out 10 opponents while grabbing

Champ Reach top rank in an online tournament

Everlasting Reach top rank in an online tournament, and defend your spot 5 times