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ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Employee Of The Month Complete 25 Abstergo challenges.

Mer-man Swim a total of 1 nmi.

No Apologies Complete memory sequence 4.

Silence, Fool! Kill a guard ringing a bell.

Business And Pleasure Earn 50,000 reales.

Death Of A Salesman Complete memory sequence 5.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

Mixing Up The Medicines Complete memory sequence 6.

Getting Weird Around Here Complete present day mission 3.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

The Hammer Falls Complete memory sequence 7.

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

Adrift Complete memory sequence 8.

A New Hope Complete memory sequence 9.

My Elusive Fortune Complete memory sequence 10.

Bunker Buddies Complete present day mission 4.

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

Been Down So Long... Complete memory sequence 11.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

Help A Brother Out Complete a Templar Hunt sequence.

Just Like Starting Over Complete memory sequence 12.

Thug Life Plunder 30 ships.

It's All Good Complete present day mission 5.

Saw That One Coming... Complete memory sequence 13.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

Killer Killer Harpoon a killer whale.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.