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Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stocked Collect 150 Items

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Depths Below Kill Hades

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

Lilac and Gooseberries Find Yennefer of Vengerberg.

Shine Lord Kill Helios

Gatherer Collect 400 gems in Blowhard

Torn Up Rip apart 1 Olympus Sentry

Together Forever Protected Jodie from her attackers.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Comin' Through! Charge through 4 Armored Druids near the start of Magic Crafters

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Smart Thief Deactivated the supermarket's camera.

Cage Free Free a trapped Chicken

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Arachnophobe Defeat all Metalback Spiders

Barnstormer Do a loop around an arch

Egg Hunt Defeat hidden Egg Thief in Wizard Peak

Shoe Delivery Kill Hermes and acquire his Boots

Chose Life Stayed in reality.

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

Not My Father Choked Philip with Aiden.

Sibling Rivalry Kill Hercules