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Mountain Climber Complete the "King of the Mountain" mission.

Rank - Explorer Builder! Collect 10 Gold Bricks

You are my Only Hope Collect 10 Holographic projectors on Desolation

Pioneer Scout Discover 100 Locations

Lobster Blisque Destroy the crab behind the curtain

Smoking Barrels Kill an enemy with an explosive barrel

Only Good Guys Win Medals Get all medals in Episode One.

Don't you just hate escort missions? Successfully complete an escort objective where all 4 NPCs survive.

"Less Talking, More Walking" Clear Episode One in Countdown Mode.

Brain Surgeon Get 50 headshots in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.
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Sleight of Hand Pick 100 pockets in a single playthrough

Coffee Break You found Dr. Calvino's secret stash.

A Friend in Need You recovered Mikhaila's booster shots and healed her.

Curse Your Enthusiasm Kill 5,000 cursed enemies.

If I Recall Correctly Replay an Animus Sequence

Gold-plated challenger Get 12 Gold Medals on Alps Public Challenges

Total Perspective Vortex Platinum

Hot Spring Enthusiast Bathed in every hot spring in the Tohoku region.
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Offender Reach wanted level (8) Offender as a Racer

Candy Custodian Complete the Candy Construction Capers World

Pigeon Simulator Stand on the head of the statue in the intro

Impressive. Most impressive. Earn a total of 5 stars from Battle missions in the original game

Athro Unlock 10 different talents

"Not Even Close to Easy" Clear Episode One in Invisible Mode.

Move! That! Bus! Redecorate the entire Goat Castle

Higher Than the Futen Zoku Ascend Takoshima Tower

First Blood Complete the tactical tutorial

Fudge Them Up! Defeat 50 enemies with physical attacks in the main campaign.

Juggernaut Win 5 Tower Battles

Kill or Be Killed Kill Another Player

Eyes on the Prize Redeem 100,000 tickets at the Nuka-Cade

Seizing the Opportunity Complete any Mission Story in The Final Test.

Tower God Complete 50 Living Towers

Locally Sourced Have 6 merchants in your camp at once.

Turn the Page Say goodbye to Is'haq

French War Hero Spend 30 minutes in-game as French Republic Medic

Don Quixote Activate all Windmills.

Well Dressed Wore 'A Nice Hat' and 'Chimaera' at the same time.

Never Seen Killed 50 enemies with sneak attacks.
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Giant Slayer Kill 5 Giant Creatures

All I Do Is Win Jump back and forth over your opponent 5 times during the Fatality sequence and perform a Fatality

Health Insurance Used the medical inhaler 300 times.
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Brains of the Operation Kill Möller with a headshot.

Ludwig was Right Brought robo-destruction to Edgewater.

Accessorizing Equip 50 weapon attachments.

Team Effort Win without any members of your team being killed.

Oshu Guide Collected all Kodama in the Tohoku region.
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On-The-Job Training STU: Unlock all newly-added Spirit Skills.

Sledgehammer Kill at least 3 enemies with a single Stomp

Die Nussknacker Sweet! Get a testicle shot with a rifle from a distance of 100 meters or more.