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Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

If it ain't broke... Reconstruct all of the Decayed Chests

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Welcome To The Rock Completed the mission "Marooned".

Better Than You Were Reach level 10.

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

New In Town Complete the mission "Plan B".

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Harran Shooting Club Kill 50 enemies with shooting weapons

Trade Company Sell items worth 10,000 dollars

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.

Snake in the grass Escape the arena

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

Adept Reach Level 10

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Agile Reach Agility Prof. Lvl 10

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

The Way of the Voice Complete "The Way of the Voice"

Everybody Knows Kyle Reach Survivor Rank lvl 12

Tool Time Kill 30 enemies with the Plasma Cutter

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

Superstition Kill 20 enemies using magic

Indigestion Kill 5 Gluttons

The Harrowing Escape Heresy

Sightseeing Reach the Old Town

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Brotherhood Defeat Francesco

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Dejamminated Completed the mission "Systems Jammed".

Lab Rat Complete Chapter 2 on any difficulty setting

Bitter Sweet Save Beatrice

Jeet Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Balefire Flatland region around Jeet's Stronghold

Token Gesture Redeem 25 tokens.