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A Fistful of Fertilizer Get the chainsaw with the fertilizer

Really? REALLY?!?! Almost perfect a level and miss by one orb.

Trained Student Play Guru Dart Shooter

Gallo Tower Reach Level 60 in the Dairy Plant.

Keep the Meter Running Don't let the air taxi take damage in Luminopolis.

Hard Tale Look at the pic of Maureen and Malcom fixing hard tail

Pure Evel Launch over Poyahoga Gorge

Top of the World Stand on foot at the highest point of Medici.

The Source of all Bacon. Completed Level Bacon.

Raider On the level DEPOT silently kill the first guard and break into the Fascist station unnoticed.

Pyromaniac Kill a Mummy by setting it on fire (The Curse of the Pharaohs)

Royalty Complete the mission "Royalty".

Splash! Destroy the Naval Cannon.

Pull a Fast One Get the battery from the minefield

Tower Offense Burn All Borgia Towers.

Surgical Sniper Heal by getting 10 headshot kills while you have the Golden Harbinger equipped.

Invasion of the Bunny Snatcher Snatch the bunny

Hare Trigger Sacrifice bunnies to get through the minefield

Taut a Lesson Talk your way out of getting quartered

Pink Hippo Mash Score 6,000 in Guru Dart Shooter

Wheeler Dealer Collect 10 Vehicles.

Wisecrack Kick the crack to open the secret passage

Burger Melt Melt Ripburger's vision of the future

Stunning Knock 30 human enemies out in close combat.

What A Pain Threshold! Make the Boom Boom Bros go boom

Wait, aren't you...? Unlock a Cage and Rescue a Friend

Regicide You assassinated the Lord Regent, Hiram Burrows

Now Boarding Get Ripburger into the plane

Galboss Eat the Galboss that appears after eating a set number of Pac-Dots in Round 9 or 10!

Scrooge Save 1000 military-grade rounds.

Wanted: Dead or Alive Captured Al Bashir

Master of Dance Complete Location 6 - The Lost City of Generals

Melee Legend Kill 150 enemies with melee.

National Amateurs Champion Complete National Amateurs Championship.

Thresher Thrashed Defeat Terramorphous the Invincible.

Quick Draw On the level HUNTER kill the nosalises before they break through the ventilation grilles.

Hyper Dairy Plant Defeat the Sword Guardian in the Dairy Plant.

Can't Beat a Corley Send up a gorge-ous death for Ripburger

Merchant of Disorder You acquired 15 equipment upgrades

Sleeping Beauty Kill the sleeping guy in face down rappel section

Truffle Slider Earned a gold medal in the Rift Plane Sliding Race.

Into the castle. Completed Level 9.

Nice try...tough guy. Slay the general.

Twofor Took down 2 enemies with 1 bullet in Night Shift

Student of Collection Attain True Ninja Rank 10

Knightfall Initiate Knightfall Protocol.

Thank No Cats Watch the bunnies overtake the credits

5, 4, 3, 2, Mach 1! Get 50 seconds of air time in any Ford car

Crash Override Cleaned up N.A.O.M.I's code.

Cuckoo for Incarceration Rescue your friend.