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Cue Ball Wizard Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Cue Ball Wizard™

Black Knight 2000 Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Black Knight 2000™

Who Dunnit Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Who Dunnit™

The Party Zone Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on The Party Zone™

Earthshaker Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Earthshaker™

I Came Out Unharmed Complete all secret levels

Eat my Dust Win your first Online race

I'm Warming Up Win 5 Online races

Biscuit Aficionado Find All the King's biscuits

Jammy Find the King's jammy ring

Horny Kiss 100 billy goats.

Tunnel 4e75 Exit Complete the 4 waves of "Tunnel 4e75" and travel deeper

Ultra Heavy Gunner Hit at least 12 enemies with a single shot

Perfect Games Complete the Last Wave of Mined Games with perfect performance

UNLOCK YOUR FIRST BIOGRAPHY GET ONE BIO ITEM

Can't touch this Do 5 consecutive levels without losing a shield

Boiled Eggs Pushed 100 eggs in place

Brute Strength Win 10 matches without using magic.

Give No Ground Win 10 matches without conceding any points (including knock outs).

Egalitarian Win a match with every team in the game.

Virtual Friends Win an online multiplayer match.

Only A Scratch Win a match with only 4 players in your team.

Icy Death Knock down any 6 or more players using one Shield of Ice.

Ghost Chaser Beat the Fastest Track Time of any Championship Race in Ghost Mode 7 times

Ghost Buster Beat the Fastest Track Time of any Championship Race in Ghost Mode 14 times

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Humanities Saviours Beat the game in one run on normal difficulty, with a partner.

Booooomerang Juggler Keep a booooomerang in the air for 30 seconds.

Sniper Pro Kill 6 enemies with one sniper bullet.

High Roller Make a gas ball travel at high speed.

Fully Equipped Unlock all equipment.

Pulse Cooking Use your pulse belt on a cooking explosive.

My First 1080 Do a 1080