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Chop Chop! Complete Chapter 13.

The Mafia Never Forgets Pay a visit to an old friend.

Out for Justice Learn what it means to be a Scaletta.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

Get Over Here! Rope pull 5 enemies off edges.

Using Your Head Charge a Goat in Colossus

The Dip You set a new record.

Entrapment Catch a player in a snare trap in multiplayer.

Men at Work Complete Chapter 14.

Big Trouble in China Complete Chapter 4 in Leon's campaign.

Sharp Suiter Buy your first luxury suit.

Proper Scrapper Sell five vehicles to Mike Bruski at the scrapyard.

Barreled Right Over Them Kill an enemy with an exploding barrel.

The Lost City Completed Episode 6.

Rescue the Hostages Complete Chapter 1 in Chris' campaign.

Finish Him Finish What you started.

Exterminate Defeat every robot in Hurricos

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

Little Sister Savior The player has completed the game without harvesting any Little Sisters

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

Deadeye Shoot 10 enemies off zip lines.

No Cheating You exposed some infidelity.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

End of the Rainbow Settle the score with the Irish once and for all.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Take It For A Spin You did what the wind couldn't.

The Trouble with Women Complete Chapter 5 in Leon's campaign.

Take A Breather You took a break from it all.

You Started It Not kids anymore.

Timeless Treasure You linked up to get past.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

Mayday! You almost took to the skies.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

Merman's Delite Acquire the Triton Lance

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

Back at Ya! Finish parry puzzle

Horsing Around Awaken all three horses

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

Live The Dream "Houston, we've had a problem."

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

Hello Face Prize Use Hello Face to bring 3 faces to life.

Managed Anger Dark desires done right.

A Real Gentleman Help the woman fix her car in Home Sweet Home.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Chain Gang Break the Chains of Tartarus