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Beat School: Blow Your Own Horn Learn the brass basics by constructing this simple trumpet loop.

Beat School: Battle of the Saxes Practice your sax skills by creating this cool phrase.

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

The Hallowed Hero Wield a Deathly Hallow

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Grappling with a Graphorn Subdue the Lord of the Shore

The One Who Mastered Memories View all Pensieve memories

The Hero of Hogwarts Defeat Ranrok

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Flight the Good Flight Beat Imelda's time in all broom races
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Rising From the Ashes Rescue the phoenix

All Roads Lead to the UCA Complete your first road.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Key to the Past Croft Manor: Acquire the Master Key

A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

The Automation Revolution Complete a standard order with a delivery bot.

Relic Hunter Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Relics in Croft Manor

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Meet the Crofts Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Documents in Croft Manor

Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
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The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

Vasilisa's Lanterns Baba Yaga: Complete the Challenge in the Wicked Vale

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Master Detective Croft Manor: Open Lord Croft's Safe

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Legacy Croft Manor: Finish the Blood Ties story

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pathfinder Help porters through a MULE or terrorist area for the first time.

I Won't Break Complete Episode 3: Fragile.

Room with a View Reach the highest point in the castle, the Headmaster's upper study

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

BB... Complete Episode 4: Unger.

The Seeker of Knowledge Win the House Cup

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.