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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).