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It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Badges Collect all badges.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Stargazer Complete all 12 Stone Circles.