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The Second Horseman Complete 'Safehouse' on Veteran difficulty.

Bacon! Kill a razorback boar using a Molotov cocktail

Sock Getter Find 15 of Patrick's Socks

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Are you ready now? Talk to Squidward 10 times as SpongeBob.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

That's a Knife! Fully upgrade the knife

Up to the challenge Complete one challenge in the campaign

Quiet Time Find the best seat in the house

The Chosen Few Uncover the remains of all Jacob's disciples

Star Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Patrick

Total Party Kill Kill 5 enemies with friendly fire

Chain Gang Perform the Serpent's Fury 3 times

Sweet Victory Defeat Robo-Sandy in the Poseidome.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

To the Nines Restore and equip a matching vestige outfit

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Thread the Past Restore 5 vestige outfit pieces

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Up to the Challenge Complete 5 Challenges

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

Legendary Hunter Hunt and loot 5 rare animals

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

Sixth Sense Hunt and kill 10 enemies while Perception is active

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

So It Begins... Win a multiplayer match

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Surprise! Perform 5 Eagle's Talon takedowns

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Uptown and Downtown Complete Mrs Puff's Mission in Downtown Bikini Bottom.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Beast of Legend Defeat the Nahual

Surf's Up! Finish the main missions of Goo Lagoon

Squirrel Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Sandy

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.