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Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater