Flerpy_Derp

Banned in California Daddy didn’t give attention (Hit this 75 times)

Not the buns you’d like Kinky stunts (Hit this 150 times)

Are ya winning? The buns that are hot (Hit this 250 times)

Tears of parenting Horsing around (Hit this 150 times)

Epiphany! Mime your dad (Hit this 150 times)

Follow your nose! Your new eyes (Hit this 200 times)

New horizons Got your nose! (Hit this 75 times)

Chicks, man! Plug your charger (Hit this 120 times)

Hazardous peeps On the prowl (Hit this 175 times)

I’m waiting for the right chance, mom! Skip 20 life problems

The job market, man... Make 30 angry statements

Finding a money-giving place Make 50 dollah

There is no better time than pizza time Flap over 30 buildings

But if you sing, sing, sing sing. Get the microphone! (Hit 10000 times!)

Selenites beware Peas love carrots (Hit this 200 times)

Looking fly for a mayo guy Shoot to the moon (Hit this 400 times)

Stood up Flies are annoying (Hit this 350 times)

REALLY Horsing around Horizon one up (Hit this 300 times)

Unbearably moist Stranger danger (Hit this 200 times)

Be yourself A little too close and personal (Hit this 100 times)

Alone with your thoughts... Inner you (Hit this 150 times)

Sausage pizzas are a hot topic Deliver pizza joy to 100 people

Half-living Stop crying your heart out (Hit this 450 times)

Materialism is peas and carrots Be your better half (Hit this 550 times)

Stare into the abyss... Moving on your own (Hit this 400 times)

Lonely but homely YOU’RE one to talk (Hit this 200 times)

Elevator? What’s that? Go up 20 moving stars

Delivering pizza was never easy Feel the pressure of your heart

Can’t let hot pizza go to waste Open the door!

Honest mistakes Eat 30 pizza slides

Living Legend Obtain all trophies.

My Name is Mayo - The Second! High Cholesterol, High Reward.

The most beautiful secret This is beautiful (Unlock all)

Don't Scare Jessica To Death Jessica survived her night of terror

Instant Inferno Sam immediately flicked the switch to set the lodge ablaze

Sharp Shooter Perform 50 headshot kills in the single player campaign.

Opportunist Kill 25 unaware enemies.

Gunslinger Kill 35 enemies with the pistol.

Relic Hunter Collect 25% of all relics.

Scrounger Collect 5000 pieces of salvage.

A Long Time Ago Discover the Bogano Vault

Fatal Grudge Chris chose to shoot Ashley

Picky Loot 200 enemies.

Unknown Caller Complete Mission 2

Strange Collection Collect 40 Collectibles
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A Survivor Is Born Complete the game.

Clever Girl Purchase all skills in one category.

Parautilitarian Unlock 1 Ability Tree Upgrade

The Cauldron Destroy Grýla's cauldron

Backyard Brawl Battle the Mysterious Valkyrie