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In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Lifeguard Save partner 10 times when DYING is displayed.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Completed Chapter 6 - 3 Complete Chapter 6 - 3 on any difficulty setting.

Recruit Complete all chapters on Amateur.

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.