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Speed Freak Completed Zippy Terror on at least Medium Difficulty

Let’s Be Platonic Reach heart 5 with an NPC

Carnival Culinarian Cook each of the five Horloge recipes at least once

Clockworkn't Defeat Dweller of Scourge

Variety Farmer Ship 30 different crops

Marquee Star Unlock all skills and combos for circus classes

Warlocked Beat all of Horloge's Wheels champions

Ogre Block Party Completed Ogre Crush on Insane Difficulty

Unrivaled Wonder Earn top rank in all three of Horloge's minigames

Dancing in the Rain Completed Raining Goblins on Insane Difficulty

Tough Guy Reached Survival Wave 15 on Hard Difficulty

The Good Ending Wow, that was easy!

What doth it meanst? Bear witness to the secret vision

Freedom Fighter Survivor Missions: Complete a wave in any Survivor Mission

Dungeon Raider Completed all levels on Hard

Too Easy Obtain 32 Platinum medals

So Long, and Thanks For All The Ghosts Don't feel bad for killing a dolphin. They've done some horrible things. For real. Look it up.

Weapon Master Completed No Towers Allowed on Insane Difficulty

Gold Rush Completed Treasure Hunt on at least Medium Difficulty

Faster Than a Speeding Bullet Block 100 projectiles using the claw.

Trial of the Century Nice, you saved humanity again! Thankfully there are no evil pharmaceutical companies in real life.

Romanced All 34 Erotic Worm Monsters This one takes over 100 hours. Only the most dedicated worm romancers get this one. Great job!

Entrepreneur Earn 500k coins

Specialty Farmer Ship one crop 1000 times

Charitable Heart Give a gift to 25 NPCs

Cosmic Baller Unlocked all game trophies.

Victory! Finish the game as King Knight.

Super Trials Gatecrash an apartment on 'Winter Getaway' and complete their arcade game

Where's Maris? Niles!!! Our dinner guests will arrive any minute now and I've just been turned into a crane game!!!

To The Lofty Summit Completed all Area 3 levels on Insane

TMP: Feels Good to Be A-Five Answer 5 Trivia Questions in a row correctly

Group Hug Raised a Hero of each type to Level 70

Nice Day With Jeppy You're a good sibling. If Jeppy grows up to be a bad person, it's not on you.

#1 Scientist You made the ultimate sacrifice for science. Good work.

Good Friends Reach heart 8 with an NPC

Island Millionaire Earn 1000k coins

Monster Madness Completed Death From Above on Insane Difficulty

Fare Thee Well You took those passengers to where they were ultimately heading, anyway.

Dunston Has Checked In Navigate the laser maze with perfect precision to help a new friend.

A Matter of Perspective Saw all four Hero endings

Pacifist Pride Clear any of Area 1 - 12 without firing your gun.

Why do you know all that stuff? Prove your Galactic Tax Code prowess.

Dungeon Defender Completed all levels on Insane! Congratulations Brave Dungeon Defender!

Cartography King Find and complete all stages and stage paths, and defeat all wandering travelers.

Silver Spoon Squirrels Find all 3 squirrels on Empire of the Sky

It’s A Date! Start dating an NPC

Brute Force Earned the Gunslinger Award on all Missions

Grade A Only Ship a golden animal product

B.A.L.L. In The Family You brought those little freaks together again!

Tee K.O.: DYE! DYE! DYE! Use all of your colors in a single drawing that then gets used on a shirt