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Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Skate Axis Prize Get 500 points in Skate Axis.

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.