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Armor upgrade II Unlock the Armor upgrade II perk

Carry heavy machinegun Unlock the Carry heavy machinegun perk

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Iron Will Complete a level in Score Attack using 5 cards

No Thanks, Bro! Defeat Ramón Salazar.

Die, Grösse, die! Complete all nightmare levels

Lost Weekend In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while you are drunk.

The Butcher Redeemed Liberate Iki Island by defeating the Eagle and driving the invaders from Mongol territory.

You Used to Be a Good Guy Defeat Jack Krauser.

A Few Splinters Complete all bokken duels at the Hidden Cove Tournament.

Improvised Kills Kill 150 enemies with items from the environment
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Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Hooligan Break every breakable window in Castle Dimitrescu in a single playthrough.

Postman Collect all letters

You're Small Time! Defeat Osmund Saddler.

Hi Score Collect 1,000,000 points over all levels you have played

Farewell, Old Girl Complete the mission "Wildlife Preservation".

A Masterpiece Get the exclusive upgrade for a weapon.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Drakensburg, Schmakensburg Completed the mission "Intelligences Of The Artificial Persuasion".

You've Got Gear Earn 5 Gears in a Challenge.

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

The Metropolis Complete all levels in The Metropolis

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Ypres' wake-up call Ring the bell 3 times in Ypres

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Got The Band Back Together Complete the mission "The Once and Future Slab".

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Elegy for Kazumasa Complete all Memories of Your Father.

Incredible Speed! Travel at incredible speed

Quick and Painless Shoot 15 deer in the heart

Incredible Height! Travel to an incredible height

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Shield Your Eyes Defeat 3 enemies at once with a flash grenade.

Ready For Battle - Complete weapons training Completed weapons training in Prologue

Wrath of War Collect the maximum amount of wrath cores

Well, That Was Easy Complete the mission "Shoot This Guy in the Face".

Identity Theft Complete the mission "The Man Who Would Be Jack".

Gold master Collect 64 gold items

Cranium Collector Kill 100 Creatures across all levels

Earth, Wind and Sea Unlock Rebel Drops for at least one land vehicle, one air vehicle, and one sea vehicle.

Walk it Off Complete the game using only 3 First Aid Meds or less.

Just Get Me Outta Here Complete the game within 4 hours.

An Angel's Wish Complete the mission "Where Angels Fear To Tread".