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Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Deliverance Release friend

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater