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And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Big Brother Protect Francesca.

Badges Collect all badges.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Double Trouble Defeat two Titan Henchmen at once

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond