Finalfreak

The Spell Master Learn all spells
24/26

Road Rage Complete every Criminal Convoy

The Hallowed Hero Wield a Deathly Hallow

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

The Root of the Problem Stun 10 different enemies using a Mandrake
4/10

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Oleg's Duty Oleg's Duty

Warbred Grues Warbred Grues

Foreign nation of Mesmer Foreign nation of Mesmer

End of Line Complete 40 Fixer Contracts

Conquered Barbarians Conquered Barbarians

Beat School: Triumph Horns A few notes with a huge result!

Oleg's Grief Oleg's Grief

Stunt Master Complete all of the stunts on the stunt list.

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Battle of the Saxes Practice your sax skills by creating this cool phrase.

Beat School: Blow Your Own Horn Learn the brass basics by constructing this simple trumpet loop.

Oleg's Adoption Oleg's Adoption

Together Till the End Finished the game in Duo mode.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Rockhound Find 100% of the Shards.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Piggyback Invade and successfully observe 10 enemy Fixers in Online Tailing

They're ACTION Figures! Collect 3 figures.

The One Who Mastered Memories View all Pensieve memories

Grappling with a Graphorn Subdue the Lord of the Shore

Protective Father Protective Father

Going Through the Potions Brew every type of potion
2/6

Full Completion Find all 36 scrolls in the game

The Hero of Hogwarts Defeat Ranrok

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
8/50

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Flight the Good Flight Beat Imelda's time in all broom races
2/3

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Rising From the Ashes Rescue the phoenix

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
0/10

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking