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Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

No More Lives Die 9 times.

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Proficient Fortune Hunter Find 30 Treasures

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Kicking the Hornet's Nest Trigger the wrath of a Herald (Solo Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone