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Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium