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Seahorse Swim a total of 3km with the horse

Best Dad Ever Finish the story on at least Standard difficulty.

I'm Stuffed Fully transform a Grumpus.

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Prepared for the Future Decide the Fate of the Commonwealth

Tenth Birthday Achieve level 10 with Aurora.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Not on my Watch Prevent the walking tank from being destroyed by the Drone Swarm in "Induction."

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

Doll Collector View all character and weapon models.

Hoopster Fly through 20 hoops

Mankind-Redefined Complete "Mankind-Redefined"

Carry heavy machinegun Unlock the Carry heavy machinegun perk

Taking Sides Join the Stormcloaks or the Imperial Army

Slip Sliding Away Slide 200m at once

It's Raining Treasure! Intercept 10 Military Supply Drops (Solo Campaign Only)

Tricolore Collect all Cockades

Show me your moves Parry 20 enemy attacks

Art Collector View all concept art.

Finders Keepers! Return 3 FND Resource vehicles in mint condition

Store no more Complete Decima

Car Cry Collect all 4 Rides

Siberian Ranger Beat 15 combat encounters after completing the game

Armor upgrade II Unlock the Armor upgrade II perk

Trials Sneak through the underground passage without tearing your scarf.

Terminated Complete the "One Plus One Equals Win" mission

Horseman Kill 150 demons from horseback
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Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Cease-fire? Finish the Douaumont Fort mission

When You Gotta Go... Open the door to every outhouse in the village in a single playthrough.

Bounder Defeat 30 of Vex's minions by bouncing on them.
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Back Seat Driver Track down Volk. Complete "Bag and Drag" on any difficulty.

Prankster's Return Placed A Grenade Or Mine While Pickpocketing

Home Sick Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 5.

Liberty Capture all FND Bases (Solo Campaign only)

Die, Grösse, die! Complete all nightmare levels

Shiv-a-saur Kill a large dinosaur with a dagger

Fell for it Defeat the Mechameleon

Collateral damage Kill 3 enemies with parried projectiles

Knowledge is power Read 30 historical facts

Overkill Use a cannon to defeat a zealot.

A Friend Worth Dying For Complete A Friend Worth Dying For

Explosive efficiency Kill 3 enemies with one landmine

We'll Always Have Paris Escape Paris with Volk. Complete "Iron Lady" on any difficulty.

Water Tower Complete a match on Water Tower with at least 5 downs or executions

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Visited Once Complete all Co-op and Heist missions in Paris at least once.

Final Chapter? Complete every job and beat every boss in all the episodes.

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

A Poet's Legacy Complete A Poet's Legacy.