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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Insomnia's Waking Nightmare Completed the Prologue.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Depths Below Kill Hades

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.