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Daddy Issues Defeat Zeus

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

The End Begins Beat the Game on any Difficulty

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Moronic Drone Get a job

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.